...and I am officially applying my ass off to RANDOM jobs. For Instance: Associate Director of the Arts and Sciences Department of Washington Univeristy (puh-leeeeeze); Training Manager for new franchises of Edible Arrangements (guuuh); Player Productivity Manager of Ameristar Casinos (this actually sounds totally bitching!); and territory sales for RJReynolds. Yes kids, i have resorted to hocking cigarettes for a living. I dont know what i want to do, but cigarettes pay. Just look at their stock!
I am somewhat patiently waiting for our first real snow of the season. I find meteorology to be total bullshit and could call it witchcraft (which, if witch trials still took place, I would call Cindy Prezsler the wicked witch of west county). Cant these people get anything right? Since when is "temperatures in the 30's with possible precipitation" a friggin forecast??? I should apply to be a meteorologist on the grounds that at least i can be entertaining, and i have good hair. She cant even get those two things to work for her. If you dont live in St. Louis, be thankful. Cindy sucks.
Today, I went on Legalzoom.com (Robert Shapiro's online legal advisor) and filed to create an LLC. Low and behold, that jerk wanted to charge me $550 to do so. I think not. Just because you can acquit the idiot OJ Simpson of murder doesnt mean you can rob me! I'll be filing with the state office, thank you.
Oh, and should anyone become unemployed, and be in need of medical insurance, there is a lovely thing called Medicaid!!! HOLY SHIZ! Call 'em up, apply, and finally, make your tax dollars work FOR you! I didnt say you werent going to feel like the scum of the earth for doing it, but hell. I've paid my taxes and deserve it. I'm in.
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