What the Helllllllllll!?

What the HELL is this? Are you a joke? Yes, I've heard your two songs, Poker Face and Just Dance, and yep, I catch my thumb tapping the wheel to your tunes. But I thought you were Christina Aguliera being quirky. Then, I hear you call yourself Lady Ga-Ga? Then I actually see this you, and you have got some explaining to do:

You have GOT to be kidding me. Are you a drag Queen? Is this a joke? Get real lady. Are you doing this trying to hold on to your 30 seconds of fame because your songs are already old and that look dried up in 1989 and I am pretty confident it AINT coming back because of the likes of you. What has the entertainment industry come to? I think this is up there with the economic crisis that any insecure idiot with enough people around them stroking their ego can be considered an entertainer. Well i got news for you lady: You want to be an entertainer? Call this guy and ask for tips: