Finding Myself Confused---yet again

***Preface: I like lesbians! I'm not predjudice against them whatsoever. I'm simply not one***

I was doing my daily internet scour of the latest news stories, the comings and goings in the banking/acquisiton industry, and as per usual, find myself easily distracted by the latest gossip. This story caught my attention. I'll admit, I'm an addict over the Real Housewives on Bravo (let's not confuse the matter, I'm an addict for the Real Housewives of Orange County, and even those bitches are getting on my nerves). So when I caught an episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta...my head was spinning. That's an hour of crazy, and 90% of it is Kim Zolciak. That woman claims to be my age---

Yeah, I thought not either...

Well, if you watched that show, you'd know her "big poppa" was Quincy Jones. He remained anonymous on the show, but everyone pretty much knew/knows it was him. He was her claim to neaveau riche fame. Oh yes, she is/was a hot mess....smoking long skinny cigarettes, drinking probably very expensive chardonnay all day long (which probably was REALLY sweet, suprised it wasnt pink) and wearing skirst that were way too short for her figure. ANYWAY...now, apparently she's a lesbian.

How does THAT work? I mean, dont get me wrong. I've thought before "if I was a lesbian, I'd hit that" about some women, but #1, I'm not #2 I talk shit- its what I do. But she's actually hitting that! Huh?? If she really is a lesbian, how can someone go 30 years (lets face it, we're talking 40) pretending to be straight? What really messes me up, is this is a common thing. Hello Lindsay Lohan, Hello Cynthia Nixon. What gives? And its not like they are hooking up with hotties (lipstick lesbians?) No. They look like dudes! So why not have the real thing. The whole thing has me very confused, which isnt hard to accomplish. But, I am very curious about the matter.